My roommates went out to get McDonald’s, so I asked them to pick me up some McNuggets. I’m about to get my McNugget on, bros. You might be saying “But Mad Dog, haven’t you seen that picture on the internet of that pink soft-serve shit that the nuggets are made of???”
Yes, ma’am. And guess who doesn’t give a shit? Me. Have you ever seen some of the processed food you eat? This soft-serve chicken-y goodness is pretty tame. Just let me put my mouth under the tap.
Chicken of the sea.
Oh, man. CHICKEN MCNUGGETS. If I could freebase that shit, I would. Just, like, heat a McNugget on a spoon while you’re holed up in a gas station bathroom. Okay, I’m gonna eat my McNuggets now.
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