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 goingtonamek replied to your video post: “Moments before this video was taken, the cat and I were having a good…”:
Fluuuuuf, that’s not how you behave for your subjects! (ALSO, OMG, YOUR VOICE IS -SO CUTE-.)

I don’t play with her, she plays with me. Playing with my emotions, that is. Like, two seconds after I stopped recording, she was begging me to play with her again. 

Gawrsh …

17 hours ago with 1 note

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Moments before this video was taken, the cat and I were having a good ol’ time playing with the toy. Then I decided to try and capture the moment for you all to enjoy. Needless to say, Fluff was not cooperative. 

 metalgearzeta replied to your photo: “Me.”:
same

1 day ago with 0 notes

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Me.

Me.

 goingtonamek replied to your post: “Lost in Translation”:
Cats: the perfect explanation.

This is it. This is what cats are saying.

1 day ago with 1 note

Lost in Translation

The cat and I have a routine. It’s hard to deviate from that schedule because it may lead to me having a bad time. It’s unspoken, but if it were to be translated, it would be this:

I get off work at three in the afternoon. I get home at around three-twenty. 

The cat may or may not be in the window. We’ll assume that she is.

Cat: “Hey you’re back”

Me: “Hello, Fluff”

I walk in the door and she proceeds to roll around on the rug.

Cat: “I am glad you are back. Please pay attention to me as I am being cute for your pleasure”

Me: “Yes, you are very cute oh my goodness you are so fluffy. Hang on a sec while I get my shit together”

Cat: “I am following you to make sure you don’t forget”

I put away my things, pee, and heat up some coffee. I turn on the computer and do some stuff.

Cat: “Hey”

Cat: “…”

Cat: “Hey”

The cat hops on the desk and blocks the monitor.

Cat: “Hey, notice me because it is time”

Me: “Just let me do one more thing and then we’ll do the thing”

Cat: “Okay hurry”

I do several more things.

Cat: “Hey. Hey. Heyheyheyheyhey”

The cat continues to pester me until I feel guilty.

Me: “Okay, let’s do the thing”

I open the drawer to reveal her toy.

Cat: “OH MY GOD THE TOY YES OH SHIT I’M GONNA GET THAT BITCH OH SHIT IT’S IN THE BAG NOW IT’S ON THE CHAIR NOW IT’S ON ME HOW DARE YOU I WILL DESTROY YOU OR I WILL DRAG YOU AROUND FOR A WHILE NO IT ESCAPED I WILL GET YOU oh look there’s a bird outside”

I put the toy away.

Me: “It is time for some sleeps. Please do not disturb me”

Cat: “I may or may not refrain from attacking you in your slumber”

It’s nice to have some structure.

FIN

1 day ago with 10 notes

 montanatrucker replied to your photo: “My mom just posted this old time-y photo on my damn FB wall. I look…”:
Maybe because you ARE slightly insane? ;D

What? I’m the most normal person I know!

1 day ago with 1 note

HELL YEAH Magnum PI!

2 days ago with 2 notes

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Sunday is avatar-changing day.

Sunday is avatar-changing day.

Tagged: #avatar

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And an extra, super duper Happy Easter!

LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY EGGS! Happy super mega ultra COMBO BREAKER EASTER, BRO!

And an extra, super duper Happy Easter!

LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY EGGS! Happy super mega ultra COMBO BREAKER EASTER, BRO!

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Happy Easter Mad Dog!

D’awww! Those are beautiful eggs! Thanks, colsilver! Happy Easter!

Happy Easter Mad Dog!

D’awww! Those are beautiful eggs! Thanks, colsilver! Happy Easter!

image majinspiders replied to your post: “ majinspiders replied to your photo: “Mah Skelly came in da mail!!!…”:
He looks so happy in the Easter glasses! I’m so glad I asked!

I’m glad you did, too! I was able to take some with him while wearing my Skeletour shirt.

3 days ago with 2 notes

That is the best response yet.

3 days ago with 1 note